Well people, it certainly is a funny old world isn't it? A year ago, sick of seeing empty shops and a devastated seafront while only hearing crazy talk of visions and parking meters, and with time on my hands over Easter, I started a petition to try and make the powers that be see the error of their ways. The response was heartwarming - people knocked at my door, people telephoned, people wrote and people emailed. And such was the depth of feeling that a hardcore went out collecting signatures. In signing the petition a lot of people vented their frustration, but a great deal left comments which were constructive. Predictably though, the mayor and his posse took no notice. Then a local economist echoed what I (and many others) had said about the town dying, but the mayor still refused to acknowledge the problem. What would it take to make him see sense? The petition was running out of steam, and I was feeling as though we'd never save our town. Even talking to a few journalists seemed pretty pointless - after all, who reads the Daily Telegraph or watches Sky News?
But then ... at the eleventh hour Marcus Wood came to the rescue. Apparently he was very angry about me being at the centre of a 'media feeding frenzy' (for those of you who have never been at the centre of a media feeding frenzy I should explain that it's the same as a bloke ringing you up for a chat - no-one camped outside my door, no-one in the bushes with a telephoto lens, no-one inviting me onto a chat show, just a bloke on the phone). So upset was he about this media feeding frenzy that he decided to, ...er, contact the local, er, ... media. Yes, you did read that right - a bit bizarre, I would have thought that if you want to calm down a media feeding frenzy the best way to do it would be to NOT CONTACT THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER. Anyway, that one-man local media feeding frenzy known as Jim Parker phones me up to tell me that Marcus says what I was doing was sickening, and shamefully hypocritical behaviour, and is calling me a political activist. Hello, I thought, this all sounds a bit like the McCarthyism of America in the fifities. He's accusing me of Un-Torquinian activity, just because I've had the temerity to suggest that renaming Torre station, moving the war memorial to build a casino and installing parking meters everywhere are not the best ideas for regenerating the town. The weird thing is that I've spoken to many people now from the Conservative Party (one dyed-in-the-wool Tory wanted to go collecting signatures at her local Con Club, bless her), from UKIP, from Labour and the Lib Dems, but mostly I've just spoken to local people who couldn't care less about each other's politics, but DO care about the state of Torbay. It seems that while we're trying to point out some fundamental errors in the course of action the mayor is pursuing, Marcus is out looking for the Yellow Peril or Reds under the bed. It seems that one of the things that really got him all bent out of shape was the fact that I sent that last email to you guys with the links to the Sunday Times and Sky News, or 'crowing to his mates' as he put it. I think him and Nick Bye have lost the plot now, I really do. They must be the only two people left in the Bay who can't see what's happening here. It all seems to be a bit sinister, because when the mayor or Marcus Wood want to have a go at me (and, by extension, you, I suppose) they just have to email Jim Parker and up pops the usual 'balanced' story, complete with the very lame 'why don't you take him on at the next general election' line. What a cutting riposte. Laugh? I nearly started. Anyway, now Marcus has managed to get the issue back in the news much more effectively than I ever could have, I thought it would be a good idea to run a quick poll to see how many people agree with him and Nick Bye, and how many agree with me, you, the shopkeepers, the local economist and the tourists. To this end I have put the question on the Save Torbay website, and would ask you all to visit www.torbaypetition.blogspot.com and cast your vote, and encourage other locals to do so, and maybe even sign the petition as well - it's worth visiting the site just to see the picture of how beautiful Rock Walk used to look.
Well, I suppose it just remains for me to thank Marcus Wood and the mayor for getting the issue back in the paper - since the story broke we've had shopkeepers telling the mayor what they think, and shoppers at the Willows telling the Herald Express what they think, and, of course, the steady stream of correspondence to the letters' page.
As I've already alluded to the Committee on Un-American Activities it would be fitting to paraphrase someone who wasn't afraid to speak his mind at the time, Adlai Stevenson, and say that maybe Mssrs Wood Bye and myself could come to an agreement: I'll stop telling the truth about them if they stop telling lies about me.'
Thanks once again to all those who email me, write to the paper, talk to their friends and generally take an interest in what's happening locally. I've lived in a fair few places around the country and around the world, and I came back home because this place takes a hell of a lot of beating, and I won't have anybody telling me I'm rubbishing the place.
Now be good citizens and cast your vote above!
Best wishes
Mark